I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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