just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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