considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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The adults are the big ones right?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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