i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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