i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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