dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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