Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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