I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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