He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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