Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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