Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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