Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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