I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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