so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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