sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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