It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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