Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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