What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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