Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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