Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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