oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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