Sry I called you an 8
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
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After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.