Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.