I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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