her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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