Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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