South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Randomize
