I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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