TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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