That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
