At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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