also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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