I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
where are my eyebrows?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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