I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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