I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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