He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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