do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
