Your tits are I can't wait for
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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