Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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