They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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