you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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