why didn't you poke me back
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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