Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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