What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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