Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just pynch a tree in the face
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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