i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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