problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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