so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Randomize
