i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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