Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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