i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Randomize
