so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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