Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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