I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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