Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Randomize
