The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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