I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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