I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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